Happy Saturday! And to make Saturday even happier, welcome to another round of Cracked Flash Fiction Competition.
Judge this week: Kelly
Word count: 300 max
How: Submit your stories as a comment to this post, along with your name, word count, and title (and Twitter handle or blog if you've got 'em!). One entry per person.
Deadline: Midnight tonight, PDT.
Results announced: Next Wednesday afternoon.
Remember: Your entry must begin with the prompt! The prompt can be mutilated, but not beyond recognition. (Pictures do not need to be incorporated into your stories: they're for inspiration (and amusement).)
"My flesh is clothed with worms and a crust of dirt."