What: A stress-free prompt-writing session.
Word count: 1000 word max.
How: Submit your stories as a comment to this post, along with your name, word count, and title (and Twitter handle or blog if you've got 'em!). However many entries you like!
Remember: We don't care how much you mutilate the prompt (or if your story is just based off of it), 'cuz we're not going to be judging it.
Bonus points: Do it in 5-15 minutes, with no editing.