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Two crazy souls
(Way short of the 1000 w...@firdausp<br />Two crazy souls<br />(Way short of the 1000 word mark! (A person can only write this much rubbish). Okay I tried!)<br /><br />"What are you doing now?That huge magnifying glass is ridiculous!"<br /><br />"Looking for skid marks."<br /><br />"Skid marks?"<br /><br />"Yeah, from that bus you threw me under! Remember?"<br /> <br />"Duh! It wasn't a bus. It was a tiny van with busted tyres!"<br /><br />"Do you see those black skid marks?"<br /><br />"Where? Can't see any."<br /><br />"That's how far my body was dragged by those 'busted tyres' you moron!"<br /><br />"Exaggerations will not get you into my good books. You were a bad boy when you possessed that horse when those Cowboy dudes were piling hay into the cart."<br /><br />"That was so much fun. I ran around like a crazy pony. It was so funny but like the killjoy you are, you had to possess the other horse and halt me in my tracks. And then you threw me under that bus!!"<br /><br />"Tiny van with busted tyres."<br /><br />"Whatever!"<br /><br />"Okay I'm sorry. I should have seen the funny side for a change."<br /><br />"OMG! You're saying sorry!"<br /><br />"Boo!"<br /><br />"Do you see those cowboys in that field? Wanna have some fun?"<br /><br />"Fun?"<br /><br />"See that huge bull in the other field? Just my luck! One of the dudes is wearing a red shirt."<br /><br />"No you don't!"<br /><br />"Hehe, yes I do!"<br /><br />"You might kill them!"<br /><br />"All the better! They can join our gang. I'm a little bored by just your company."<br /><br />"Hey!"<br /><br />"Now watch and learn. Have some fun!"<br /><br />Headlines the next day:<br /><br />Crazy Bull in Farmer Brown's field goes wild charging into barriers and generally creating havoc while some excited cowboys looked on. <br /><br />Disclaimer:<br />No animals were harmed during the writing of this gibberish. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />firdaushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15927140360014108805noreply@blogger.com